I remembered this poem by Sid, now happily unpoetic:
I was enjoying my drive to work this morning
And i saw two men shamelessly peeing
Not by the road-side, neither on the pavement, nor suvar,
But on the ramp of our newly constructed Kathipara flyover!
* (suvar: tamil word for wall)
The reason why I remembered this has to do with this news I found:
"Man Falls Urinating Off Highway 77 Bridge" @ wcco.com
The man was drunk, he wanted to pee, and when his friend let him out of the car he peed and for fun, pretended to fall off, and, for real, fell off.
old man : dear, thanks for switching on the light when i went for urinating.
ReplyDeletewife : so its you who pissed inside the fridge.
Such a short man?
ReplyDeleteWhat if he had climbed into the freezer and something had happened?
They should be careful.