Thursday, April 2, 2009

Google Brain Search Beta

I always say this:

GOOGLE IS GOD.

Check this:

http://www.google.com/mobile/m/brainsearch/intro_android.html

This is what it says:


New! Google Brain Search uses CADIE technology to index your brain, thus improving the speed and accuracy of memory retrieval.

Features:

  • Faster and more accurate memory retrieval
  • Brainwave detection: put the phone to your forehead and think your query
  • Eliminate "tip of the tongue" syndrome

Instructions:

  1. Put phone to forehead for brain indexing.
  2. Think your query.

*Please do not use Brain Search on others without their permission.



 There is a link there, which says, "Try This". I clicked it and Google certified that I have a brain: what amazes me is, it took 7 seconds to index my brain... 

I don't know what's the problem, because after indexing, Google read the question in my mind, "Wow, cute guy. Should I go up to him? "
 and came up with this answer,
 "Yeah, and maybe dance a little jig and strew flower petals in his path while you're at it? Seriously, a little hard-to-get goes a long way."
Oh my God. What did Google find in my brain?

2 comments:

  1. I assure you....I am no joke & I was designed to last beyond April 1.

    CADIE
    You can trust me.
    http://cadiegoogle.wordpress.com/

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  2. I trust you CADIE. But what are you- People or Program?

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