Do you find these tweets pathetic or brilliant?
# A great business man once said: "The more money you have, the better person you are." That great business man was me.
# 228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.
# The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
# Revising my resume. Damn, do I look impressive on paper! I want to frame this thing and hang it on the wall.
# I seem to get two kinds of Twitter followers: People who want me, and people who want to be me.
# #goodsex is she starts crying and you ask her what's wrong she says no one is supposed to know her body like that.... True Story!!
# it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....
# It's not easy being the total package of brains, brawn, and looks, but I bear this burden on my broad shoulders willingly for you all.
# Off to lunch with the ex soon. My breakups are always dramatic but then my ex's always become my BFFs. Guess no one can quit me. :0)
# it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love.
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("I have 53 more pages to read on The Swiss Courier galleys. The book is hard to put down ... even when I wrote it!"- I haven't yet written any book, even so, I understand the feeling!)
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