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Man, sees his home damaged by a bear, is charged with barking at a police dog, finds a rattlesnake in his car engine, finds a live pipe bomb in garage, recaptures his peacocks after losing them, is evicted (as a 6-month baby) because he had no shoes on, gets married in a wedding dress that sports a train more than 1.2 miles long, and nearly kills himself while cleaning a toilet.
Man, chasing a bird damages royal portrait, watches eighty-four straight hours of "Friends", is robbed while delivering rent, refuses to leave condemned home, is airlifted after golf-cart rollover, shot through open window, beaten, bound, kidnapped and dumped, is tied up, humiliated and assaulted by his wife, two of his lovers and another woman as payback for his cheating ways and is then jailed on accusations of child abuse and other misdeeds, is sorry for Hillary joke, and is accidentally killed by a falling tree branch while out jogging.
Man is asked to pee in the shower to save the Atlantic rainforest, is hit by lightning again, and again, struck by car, truck and is then dragged, is found dead in portable toilet at festival.
Man, weighing nearly 600 pounds conceals a 9mm handgun in his layers of fat, is sought for giving children stuffed animals, is cited for throwing milk shake, takes gun-shaped lighter to court, steals a wooden box containing cremated remains, is sentenced for letting seven year old son drive car, faces shoplifting charges at the age of 86 in 61st arrest, forces student to smoke 42 cigarettes in two hours, tends golf course on release from Guantanamo Bay.
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