What is Wrong with Man?

via The Story of Man, Yahoo! News: Odd News, Odd News - UPI.com, Techdirt, Reuters: Oddly Enough, Small Bits & Pieces.

Man, accused of downloading child pornography blames his cat, comes up with a breastfeeding doll, tries to rappel from his apartment window and falls down, attends school for manners to beat recession, seeks love potion and wears away the tomb of a saint, weds at 12:34:56 on 07/08/09, is acquitted of banana burglary after 2 day trial and buys the whole of business class for pooch.

Man robs bank with fake beard and wig, puts two in hospital in a parking brawl, draws shotgun in argument with mother (two of them, brothers at that), sues his jailers for losing his prosthetic leg, is sued for sex in church, is charged with hitting and throwing a crying child, is jailed for possessing unmarked CDs, and is stabbed and drives before dying.