It is lucky if you have a twin, especially when you take to a life of crime-
Identical twins on trial in Wales are accused of assaulting a man who says he cannot tell them apart and is unsure which brother attacked him first.
-UPI
As for amateur criminals like us, who fall into the matrices of criminal law due to inadvertance or momentary indiscretion, it is a hard task to find a motive:
"A woman who told police she was "stressed" over a recent fire at her apartment and "because of the death of Michael Jackson", has been arrested for setting fire to a restroom at a Lorain bar.
...According to Carpentiere, the arresting officer asked Jarvis if she knew why the officer had been called to the area. She stated that it was because she had started a fire in the bar's restroom. When asked why she set the items on fire, she replied, "I felt stressed because my apartment had recently caught on fire, and because of the death of Michael Jackson"."
-Courant.com
You don't have to find a sensational cause, anything would do if you are minded so- you can even pin the blame on a dog.
"Police in Washington state said a woman accused of stealing money from her ex-husband's bank account said her dog's actions forced her to commit the crime.
Arlington police spokeswoman Kristin Banfield said a 42-year-old man told police in late March money was disappearing from his bank account and detectives determined the money was being used to pay utility bills and for sundry items at the home of the man's 50-year-old ex-wife, the Everett (Wash.) Herald reported Tuesday."
-Post Chronicle
The woman claims that the dog got into her purse and ate all her personal checks, so then, obviously she had no other option, did she?
But in the case of this burglar, there is a perfect excuse for failing to burgle-
BEFORE and AFTER:
"A knife-wielding burglar had a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - and discovered his victim was a 72-year old retired boxer."
-Small Bits & Pieces.Be happy, very happy.
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