Having said that, here are some stories I got from there, all more or less petty acts of crime:
Roger Hamilton told police he was sitting on a bus station bench, preparing to put mayonnaise on his bologna and cheese sandwich, when a man wearing headphones began staring at him.
Hamilton, 24, told police he asked the man if he could help him, but before he knew it, the man punched him in the mouth and snatched his sandwich.
-NewsOK
And oh,
The police report values the sandwich at 76 cents.
But what is the point of this?
A man stole two pairs of children's shoes and an undisclosed amount of money from a Mesa shoe store Wednesday evening.
-azfamily.com
Though we understand the frustration this man, we are sad to see that
A 31-year-old Detroit man faces a misdemeanor assault and battery charge after allegedly urinating on several people during an annual gay pride event.
-AP in Google Hosted News
And this is yet another sad case of reckless driving:
Lamprecht and another man allegedly rented golf carts from the Irv Warren Golf Course on April 25, then rammed the vehicles into each other. The damage to the carts is estimated at $3,000.
Documents say the two allegedly drove the carts into places they weren’t allowed, including wooded areas. Tire marks were also left on the No. 5 green.
-Chicago Tribune
No.5 green! We are gutted.
Though odd, the theft of a bookmark qualifies as trivial, we have no sympathy for this man:
An American man has been found guilty of stealing a golden bookmark believed to have belonged to German dictator Adolf Hitler.
-Press TV
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