Saturday, July 25, 2009

Dumb People

I like odd news, they show up how dumb people are- it is the norm I think of being human, nothing wrong with it: as nature beats out a random course, exploring all possibilities, she throws up these oddities: they are the lost strands of evolution, graffiti of the selfish gene, but they reveal the creative spirit of life, indeed.

1.
Man dresses up as policeman, and armed with a Ford Crown Victoria outfitted with flashing lights, a microphone and speakers. pulls up an undercover police offier- with predictable results: USA Today

2.
Wildlife officers in Punjab train monkey to behave- "Indian School for Rogue Monkeys"- BBC

3.
Man eats Pound cake served in a can- he saved it in 1973 for his retirement day: 36 years later, he does- CNN

4.
Musharraf declares Pakistan won the Kargil war- Times of India

5.
Man steals car, and is found sleeping in it six miles away (with a woman)- Yahoo! News

6.
Man and woman visit a historic jail and get locked up to become the first prisoners since 100 years when the staff close shop for the day- Ananaova

7.
Man in China burgles house, and is overwhelmed by a Sexagenarian who hands him over to police- UPI

8. Scientists grow a mouse from what they call 'induced pluripotent stem cells'--cells from an adult that act in many ways like embryonic stem cells: which means those
scientists took cells from a rat and made a mouse of it- Scientific American

9.
North Korea takes away mentally ill and physically handicapped children and test biological weapons on them- Al Jazeera English

10.
Man kept 150 dead dogs in his freezer- and 112 live dogs outside, but why?- USA Today

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