Thursday, July 2, 2009

These Monstrous Russian Women...

It is already dark, though it is six thirty or so in the evening here, crows are cawing as they think about nestling in their nests- volubly broadcasting their intentions sitting out on a branch in a long queue and so on and so on...

I found a great news site, Mosnews, and the news there is stranger than fiction. Three of what promises to be a long list of posts:

A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.
The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.
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Mosnews.

Apparently she gave them drinks with clonidine and then undressed these men and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect.

All improbable, especially when you consider the punchline of the story:

At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.
“It was great,” the unnamed man said.
“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't use the clonidine on me.”

To be honest, I won't ever let myself caught alone with any Russian girl, not even dead, seeing this spiderwoman and then this hairdresser:


The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.
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Mosnews


She definitely is a maniac-

"...instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.
After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session."

But a maniac with a kind heart- she presented him with brand new jeans, fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release. And yet this man has gone to the police. Talk about betrayal.

But not all Russian Women are like this: there are gems like Tatiana- but even she is daunting...

A 43 year-old housewife from the Russian city of Belokurikhi, Altai Region, has sprung upon a furious bear and saved her husband’s life, Russian website LIFE.ru reports.
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_Mosnews

Please read the terrible story of how a family of husband, wife and daughter fought the bear, but the point of this particular story I found interesting is that

Tatiana had attacked the bear from behind and dragged it away, she then shouted at the animal so loudly that it fled into the forest.

And again the punchline of the story, which seems to be a speciality of Mosnews:

“I really don’t know I could do this. I just realized that the bear was about to kill my husband, if I didn't do something. I couldn't think of anything better to do than shout at the animal,” Tatiana said.
Police officers then tracked and shot the bear.
Vitaly was taken to hospital, where doctors say his condition is stable.
“I didn’t know that my wife was so strong,” he said after a medical checkup.
“I’m very strong in fear,” Tatiana answered.

Wonderful people.

Be happy.

2 comments:

  1. More than the stories your re-reporting was enjoyable

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  2. i agree with balajhi and

    those russian women are very strong mentally and physically.

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